The Brotherhood of the Crying Towel
How they are crippling the renaissance of the CCCWS and what you can do
about it
By
Kate
Shaw
Photo by Margot Orenchuk and the Champ Car World Series
TORONTO,
Canada (August 22, 2004) – The Champ Car World Series has come a long
way since this time last year, when we didn’t know yet there’d be a next
year. But there are still people out there who have it in their power to
stop this renaissance in its tracks, reverse all its gains and bury it in
history’s grave. I’m not talking about Tony George and his little hammer, or
even about the media people who come to Champ Car races and report that “I
hear” next year Tony George will be taking over this venue. George’s motives
are well known and we don’t expect him to build up the competition; and
media people who rain cold water on our parade are, much as we hate to admit
it, are only doing the work for which they are paid ("If it bleeds -- it
leads!").
No, the people I am talking about are the people who make up what I call the
Brotherhood of
the Crying Towel. They are people who call themselves Champ Car fans, but
they never miss a chance to point out reasons why Champ Cars is dying, dead
or doomed. Their specialty is breaking into a celebration with a loud
boo-hoo: let five people be celebrating the large number of people who
attended the race in Toronto, and they will break in to say “I heard the IRL
will be racing in Toronto next year”; let the congregation be celebrating
the defeat of the IRL in securing Portland International Raceway for the
next three years for CCWS, and they leap in to remind us that Road America
is in trouble “and probably will be gone next year.” If we are celebrating
Bourdais’ astounding Sophomore Season and the greatness of the Newman-Haas
team, the Crying Towels are there to tell us the whole team is, “I hear”
defecting to the IRL. So attendance is up by 25,000 at Denver, so what?
Attendance at Road America was DOWN! So what if a rumour that Paul
Tracy will show up at a venue to sign autographs draws 1,000 people to the
venue? “I hear Paul Tracy is going to NASCAR next year!” wails the Crying
Towel brigade. Nothing can be good, nothing can be positive, nothing can
succeed. There are no silver linings, no positive signs. All is gloom,
despair, futility and failure. Or so the Crying Towels want us to believe.
To explain it a little better, take it out of
the realm of racing. Divorce rates are going down and that is a good
thing. But a Crying Towel can't allow anything to be good, so he
believes that divorce is inevitable and he tries his best to encourage it to
continue. He will go to his best friend’s wedding and point out that
John is a drunk and Margaret is fat; he'll show up at John and Margaret’s
25th anniversary party and remind people that John’s business is being
audited by the IRS and Margaret’s diet isn’t working and “I hear” their
children are living under a bridge in Toronto; and he'll go to John’s
funeral and remind everyone that when John was in high school he was
suspended for six months for threatening his science teacher, and once he
got thrown out of a hotel in Rome. John and Margaret had 50 years of
happiness together, but all the Crying Towel is interested in is pointing
out what went wrong.
Now
I am not advocating that we become the kind of cult cheerleaders that
surround Saint John Kerry and go into spasms whenever anyone questions
anything he has said or done. But I am definitely advocating that those who
call themselves “Champ Car Fans” try to find ways to boost the series, not
hasten to tear it down. Keeping up a constant drumbeat of futility and
failure is the surest way to make futility and failure appear.
So what am I advocating that fans of Champ Cars do? Well, here are a few
suggestions.
Perception is everything in the business world. If the business is drawing
customers and the customers are happy, that is a sure way to get more
customers in through the doors. So, when one of CCWS’ weaknesses is
advertising and promotion, why are the fans only advertising failure and
promoting unhappiness? Web sites where fans gather should be celebrating the
victories and cheering on the competitors, urging their friends to check out
a series that after all is a heck of a good deal and has a lot to recommend
it. Point out failure and unhappiness and that's all people will see.
And they won't come back again.
“But the drivers are NOBODIES!” shriek the
Crying Towels. So who was Dario Franchitti
before he came to Champ Cars? Didn’t he become Somebody because of what he
did and the attention he attracted AFTER he joined Champ Cars? Was Helio
Castroneves a household name in America when he signed on? Didn’t the Crying
Towels wail against Juan Pablo Montoya – “Nobody knows him, he’s a
Foreigner, Memo Gidley deserved that ride more … “– until they realized that
he was indeed Somebody on the track and began to promote him to their
friends?
“But the TV Ratings SUCK!” sobs the
congregation. The TV package could be better and nobody doubts that. But it
wouldn’t hurt to remind the Crying Congregation that our ratings in the US
are better than Brand X. And besides, the largest audience for CCWS is
in Canada and Mexico, and not only are their stats not gathered or
considered at all in the published figures, but in Canada the races
frequently aren’t even being shown, due to the arrogance of TSN, over which
we have no control.
“But
we have no AMERICANS in the cars!” boo-hoo the choir. What’s Ryan
Hunter-Reay, Japanese? And A.J. Allmendinger, currently leading the Rookie
of the Year race in his very first year; he’s from Denmark, right?
All I am suggesting, brothers and sisters, is that you stop the reflexive
gloom and doom. Before you parrot the Crying Towel Party Line, stop and
think for a minute. Is it True? (ARE there ‘no Americans in the cars’? IS
Paul Tracy going to NASCAR next year?) Is it Kind? (Is there any reason to
point out that we haven’t yet made Bourdais a household name?) And most of
all, Is it Necessary? (Does anybody need to know the latest unproven rumour
about someone quitting or some track going broke?) Will anyone be inspired
to watch, attend or read about a Champ Car race if you say what you are
about to say? Or instead will they be discouraged, upset or disgusted and go
do something else?
We cannot individually save the Champ Car World Series. But individually, by
joining the Brotherhood of the Crying Towel instead of the Congregation of
the Hopeful, we can kill it.
Before you open your mouth in a Champ Car discussion, ask yourself which
outcome you
really, deep in your heart, want to cause. And govern yourselves
accordingly.
NOTE: This is an opinion piece and is
only the opinion of the person who wrote it. Your opinion may vary.
Go to a Champ Car website and discuss it with your friends.